DRUNKEN NAKED ED*

When Naked Ed simply isn't enough

*Druken Naked Ed is a purely ficticious character any relation to persons both living and or dead is purely cooincidental and unintentional.

We've all seen Naked Ed up close and personal (probably more personally than we would like) but who is this man of nakedness?  What does Naked Ed do when he is not stripping to the soothing sounds of Barry Manilow. 

ANSWER (warning this may scar you for life):